{GTB} NQ 1.2.3
Poll

Do you prefer 8 bots or 12 bots?

57% 57% [ 20 ]
20% 20% [ 7 ]
23% 23% [ 8 ]

Total Votes : 35

Gallery


Latest topics
» Good ol' days
Sat Oct 21, 2017 9:31 pm by {GTB} Granny

» Just for fun
Sat Jul 25, 2015 7:26 pm by {GTB} Bloodyfin

» {GTB} FailWizArd
Fri Aug 02, 2013 4:19 pm by {GTB} Granny

» Hackusation!!!
Fri Aug 02, 2013 4:17 pm by {GTB} Granny

» Whats your internet speed
Thu May 02, 2013 12:07 pm by rathi91

» crimbo
Wed Dec 12, 2012 6:12 pm by {GTB} buntski

» O my terribly god,
Wed Aug 01, 2012 9:22 am by {GTB} Nodrog

» Power out - Official Goodbye :]
Fri Jul 13, 2012 11:47 am by {GTB} birra

» The end is nigh!
Fri Jul 13, 2012 11:45 am by {GTB} birra

Search
 
 

Display results as :
 


Rechercher Advanced Search


Just for laughs

View previous topic View next topic Go down

Just for laughs

Post  {GTB} RAM on Tue Aug 24, 2010 9:39 pm

Just for a laugh can everybody who reads this type their best ever joke they ever heard on here....but it must be written in your own native language....so then we can all go and translate it to our own lingo(languauge) and see if its funny.....

okay here's mine for starters...

An explorer is in the jungle, when he finds a dead elephant. It was the largest he had ever seen and standing next to it was a really small native, he asks him "did you kill this elephant", the native replies "yes, with a club". "it must have been a pretty big club" said the explorer

yes there were 150 of us...


okay its not the best ever, but this one is....

two horses walk into a bar and the Landlord says "why the long faces?"


Last edited by {GTB} RAM on Wed Aug 25, 2010 11:10 am; edited 1 time in total

_________________
I have died many deaths, but none finer than that last one

avatar
{GTB} RAM

Number of posts : 231
Age : 55
Location : Newcastle under Lyme Staffs (oh yes its posh here...Not lol )
Registration date : 2009-02-07

Back to top Go down

Re: Just for laughs

Post  {GTB} Granny on Wed Aug 25, 2010 7:17 am

A Scotsman, American, and an Irishman are in a bar.
They are having a good time and all agree that the bar is a nice place.

Then the Scotsman says, "Aye, this is a nice bar, but where I come from, back in Glasgow, there's a better one.
At MacDougal's, you buy a drink, you buy another drink, and MacDougal himself will buy your third drink!"

The others agree that sounds like a good place.

Then the American says, "Yeah, that's a nice bar, but where I come from, there's a better one.
Over in Brooklyn, there's this place, Vinny's. At Vinny's, you buy a drink, Vinny buys you a drink. You buy another drink, Vinny buys you another drink."

Everyone agrees that sounds like a great bar.

Then the Irishman says, "You think that's great ? Where I come from in Dublin, there's this place called Murphy's.
At Murphy's, they buy you your first drink, they buy you your second drink, they buy you your third drink, and then, they take you in the back and get you laid !"

"Wow!" say the other two. "That's fantastic ! Did that actually happen to you ?"

.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.


"No," replies the Irish guy, "but it happened to my sister!"

_________________
Cheers
Granny
avatar
{GTB} Granny
Admin

Number of posts : 1561
Age : 48
Location : Bristol, England
Registration date : 2008-07-10

http://www.thegtb.co.uk

Back to top Go down

Re: Just for laughs

Post  {GTB} Nodrog on Wed Aug 25, 2010 8:06 pm

lol! lol! lol! lol! lol!
avatar
{GTB} Nodrog

Number of posts : 270
Age : 54
Location : Peterhead, Scotland
Registration date : 2009-01-04

Back to top Go down

just for laughs

Post  {GTB} buntski on Sat Aug 28, 2010 3:55 pm

paddy gets up one morning and go downstairs, and enters the kitchen.
and says to mick who is sitting at the table what are you doing mick,
and mick replies iam doing this jig-saw puzzle its meant to be a tiger
:
:
:
:
:
:
:
paddy says mick put the frosties back in the box

_________________
avatar
{GTB} buntski

Number of posts : 128
Age : 56
Location : kings lynn' norfolk, england.
Registration date : 2009-01-05

Back to top Go down

Re: Just for laughs

Post  {GTB} birra on Sun Aug 29, 2010 9:48 am

Reply to RAM's joke: The horse has cancer.

Why do cows wear bells?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Because their horns dont work.
avatar
{GTB} birra

Number of posts : 783
Age : 23
Location : Malta
Registration date : 2008-09-01

Back to top Go down

Re: Just for laughs

Post  {GTB} RAM on Sun Aug 29, 2010 8:39 pm

{GTB} birra wrote:Reply to RAM's joke: The horse has cancer.

Why do cows wear bells?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Because their horns dont work.

. LOL
do you get the horse joke?

_________________
I have died many deaths, but none finer than that last one

avatar
{GTB} RAM

Number of posts : 231
Age : 55
Location : Newcastle under Lyme Staffs (oh yes its posh here...Not lol )
Registration date : 2009-02-07

Back to top Go down

Re: Just for laughs

Post  {GTB} Energy on Mon Aug 30, 2010 3:18 pm

Laughing Laughing

_________________
avatar
{GTB} Energy

Number of posts : 295
Age : 22
Location : Crewe Cheshire
Registration date : 2010-03-31

Back to top Go down

Re: Just for laughs

Post  {GTB} birra on Tue Aug 31, 2010 9:26 am

{GTB} RAM wrote:
{GTB} birra wrote:Reply to RAM's joke: The horse has cancer.

Why do cows wear bells?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Because their horns dont work.

. LOL
do you get the horse joke?

Yes yes i understand it. Saw it on some picture on the net. Like those Urms used to post on other topics.
avatar
{GTB} birra

Number of posts : 783
Age : 23
Location : Malta
Registration date : 2008-09-01

Back to top Go down

Re: Just for laughs

Post  {GTB} Bloodyfin on Thu Oct 14, 2010 10:52 am

avatar
{GTB} Bloodyfin

Number of posts : 55
Age : 23
Location : Finland
Registration date : 2009-01-31

http://www.klamydia.fi

Back to top Go down

Re: Just for laughs

Post  {GTB} RAM on Thu Oct 14, 2010 11:18 am

{GTB} Bloodyfin wrote:

Help please?
I don't get it?

_________________
I have died many deaths, but none finer than that last one

avatar
{GTB} RAM

Number of posts : 231
Age : 55
Location : Newcastle under Lyme Staffs (oh yes its posh here...Not lol )
Registration date : 2009-02-07

Back to top Go down

Re: Just for laughs

Post  {GTB} Bloodyfin on Thu Oct 14, 2010 1:20 pm

Finnish rap Razz Razz
avatar
{GTB} Bloodyfin

Number of posts : 55
Age : 23
Location : Finland
Registration date : 2009-01-31

http://www.klamydia.fi

Back to top Go down

Re: Just for laughs

Post  {GTB} RAM on Thu Oct 14, 2010 1:41 pm

{GTB} Bloodyfin wrote:Finnish rap Razz Razz

is one of them you then?

_________________
I have died many deaths, but none finer than that last one

avatar
{GTB} RAM

Number of posts : 231
Age : 55
Location : Newcastle under Lyme Staffs (oh yes its posh here...Not lol )
Registration date : 2009-02-07

Back to top Go down

Re: Just for laughs

Post  {GTB} Bloodyfin on Thu Oct 14, 2010 2:16 pm

No, i just like that song.
avatar
{GTB} Bloodyfin

Number of posts : 55
Age : 23
Location : Finland
Registration date : 2009-01-31

http://www.klamydia.fi

Back to top Go down

Re: Just for laughs

Post  {GTB} V-ReX on Thu Oct 14, 2010 9:45 pm

then u might want to post it elsewhere ;D
jokes only!

_________________
avatar
{GTB} V-ReX

Number of posts : 559
Age : 25
Location : Kirchroa, Limburg, The Netherlands.
Registration date : 2009-01-13

Back to top Go down

Re: Just for laughs

Post  {GTB} URmS on Fri Oct 15, 2010 12:00 pm

RAPTORI! Very Happy Very Happy

_________________
avatar
{GTB} URmS

Number of posts : 1506
Age : 26
Location : Saku, Estonia
Registration date : 2008-07-12

Back to top Go down

Re: Just for laughs

Post  Sponsored content


Sponsored content


Back to top Go down

View previous topic View next topic Back to top

- Similar topics

 
Permissions in this forum:
You cannot reply to topics in this forum